PGCR: Episode 128
Evander and Robowski do a surprise tag team episode. They talk about a lot of halo 4, including some armor talk, soundtrack and achievements. But of course it wouldn’t be an episode of PGCR without some off topic discussion. Enjoy.
Topics Covered:
Halo 4 Soundtrack.
Specializations.
Halo 4 Achievement List.
All this and so much more on Episode 128 of Postgame Carnage Report!
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Oh thank gawd…Had me worried there wouldn’t be one.
Yes I voted for myself.. I have poor self esteem and this act of mine is a pat on my own back.. go me!!!
Anybody else notice the Gravity Hammer was just announced by the Hal achievements?
For 20 points: “Chief, Smash!” – In Mission 8, kill 3 Crawlers in one hit with the Gravity Hammer.
that was a good catch. Evander and I choose to wait till the full cast was on before we dived into the full details of the achievments. I am suprised they released them this soon
I R VOTING!
wrong section Airlight!!!
I just spend 2 hours writing reasons why the covenant would destroy the independance day aliens but your site kicked me out 3 times deleting 5 pages of content so im pised and not going to spend another 2 hours. if you want to know why then you just going to have to talk to me.
Since im not posting that i thought about something else. . . .we have have a synopsis of halo ce if a funny tail so i thought that i would bring a synopsis of halo 2 to the table. Warning this is a long submission and must have a good reader (aka robowski stops to much dont let him read it)
And now Here is halo 2 (for those who dont know of it)
OK so you see this sexy elite (aka capin split-jaw) walk in to high charity with some sexy golden armor. You could see he was sad but he was trying to explain to the prophets (which are basicly old grandpas in their wheelchairs that float) that the covenant race was not at fault when the humans took over the ring and destroyed it. But the grandpas decided that he was wrong and called him a hieratic and took away his pretty gold armor which was fashionably unwise seeing what they were wearing. Someone please call “what not to wear.” anyways they blame him that the great journey wont happen with him around.
Then it shows the master chief with Sargent Johnson getting medals. Lord hood give them medals as we are introduced to commander Miranda keys, captain keys daughter who received an award for her fathers behalf I think it was most bad*** way to die from the Master chief which must have been traumatizing knowing Master chief was next to her. But she played it off well. Guess its a woman thing.
Then the covenant come to be party crashers and mater chief didn’t want any of that so he killed them. And he took a sea urchin bomb and blew it up. However in the urchin explosion a covenant cruzer takes the grandpa of regret to new Mombasa in Kenya. I’m assuming the grandpa regrets that he could never fun fast and plans to kill the Kenyans but that’s another story. So master chief heads to earth and kicks butt in the best level in halo history and then fights a spider thingy. Don’t worry though he could have taken the spiders gun if he made a banshee play tag long enough.
But then grandpa of regret knew master chief was coming and space jumped which is like teleporting except everything dies around you, poor Kenyans couldn’t run fast enough curse you grandpa of regret curse you.
Then the master chief gets pissed and decides to take out the grandpa of regret while Johnson got lost in his walk-though and needs to find the index which helps him get the the next halo which is the exact same thing as the first. I guess the forerunners liked to ctrl+C and ctrl+V.
We meet up with the hierarchs which say he isn’t a hieratic but still blame him for halos downfall. Then they offer him a job and you know what they say ]give a man a job and he’ll work the rest of his life, give a job a man and you have accomplished nothing.” the job is the position of the arbiter which is like a hit-man basicly, so they tell him to kill a heretic that likes holograms a little too much. Which is a criminal offense. Then the split-jaw meets 343 guilty spark which suffers from multiple personality disorder but capn split-jaw liked him anyway. Then some other boring stuff happens so the continent rush to the new halo to answer grandpa regrets call although we all know he should have just texted, but seeing he is a grandpa he barley knows how to work the dang thing. The master chief got there first however and kills him by punching him in the face while riding on his wheelchair so Miranda keys needs to give her medal back, grandpa regret clearly deserves it now. Anyways after that master chief meets tentacle boy and cortana starts to feel the unease of not bringing her chastity belt. *cough* foreshadowing *cough*
grandpa regrets death makes the alien races pissed off and they take the elites and tell them that their years of wart wart warting the humans into piles of ash is not good enough anymore and decide to give the job to the fantastic Jerome impersonator tartarus who holds a ban hammer beta that duels as a magnet. Chick magnet that is *boom boom chhhh* split-jaw is ordered to find halos index along with Johnson who cant seem to flip pages fast enough. Then Tartarus tells split-jaw that he is supposed to kill of the elite species for out fashonizing the rest of the covenant as he throws split-jaw down a hole just like a THIS IS SPARTA moment. Then tentacle boy introduces master chief and split-jaw And explains to split-jaw that the great journey will kill all flood food. Yes all their noms, humans, covenant, hot-dogs, Oreos you name it its gone. Then grave mind sends split-jaw and Master chief to stop the great journey. Master chief looks to find the grandpa of truth and leaves cortana behind although you really don’t need her, all she is, is an overly snobby version of navi and we all know how great she was to be around. Anyways she said she will explode high charity if tartarus activates the new halo.
Splitjaw gets some covenant to kick some brute butt and eventually meet up with tartarus and tell him that what the world needs now is love sweet love because its the only thing that there’s just too little of. Tartarus however says screw that and activates the ring while Johnson and Master chief shake and bake and kill tartarus while Miranda takes the blue uranium key out of the machine. But instead of turning off the rings they just go to a safe state-ish place and need to be activated at the ark. Hood asks what the master chief what the is gonna do and he says finish the fight. At this point I threw my controller though my parents TV and yelled towards the heavens in an angry rage “why must yo do this to me!”. Then I went on live and lost what I learned in school.
On the upside:
master chief went on to the xbox 360 with record breaking sales (moral is if your a cyborgy person with guns you rock)
split-jaw learned to cope with is facial structure and is now working for vogue magazine (moral is if life gives you lemons you squirt them into life’s eyes and you tell him to get it right or bad things will happen!)
Johnson got a box of smokes (moral is smoking kills *cough* foreshadowing *cough*)
tartarus’ personal diary was found by his time traveling son and held the secret to tartar sauce which he told the people of the past. (Moral is that ban hammers don’t get you paid they get you laid)
Cortana didn’t really have anything good happen she forgot her chastity belt *cough* *cough* (moral is …….. you can figure it out)
grandpa mercy got to live from mercy (moral is to choose your name wisely)
and my moral if you have to write a paragraph make sure that its funny or else everyone will cry and no one wants that
BLEEP BLOOP achievement unlocked worlds longest submission.
amazing!!!
sorry that happened Killer ) : I always write my comments on gmail first….A-because my spelling sucks and B-it always saves things as a draft. I am curious on your thoughts about india alians vs cov so maybe we can set something up for you to be on the show? Do you have Skype?
Yea i copied it in the site but i didnt know i would let you do that lol. of course id love to be on and i have skype, but i for the moment have to mic to use. So unless i find a way to connect my x42s ill have to go get a new pair