Robowski Must Die: A Fridge 2 Far 2 Mega Contest
Everyone who listens to our show knows about Gagnon’s big production A Fridge 2 Far 2. It’s a Halo Mega Bloks Toymation that is going to take the Halo community by storm. The best part about this is the hosts of PGCR will be playing a huge part in the movie. What better part but the villains! I will have a very large part in this epic Toymation and I can’t wait to check it out. Feel free to watch the trailer and check out the many different player cards.
The date of AF2F2 is TBA and so will this contest. So I’ll get into the details of this contest.
Rules:
1) Be creative and write a death scene for Robowski on how you think he should/could die on the upcoming blockbuster A Fridge 2 Far 2: Electric Boogaloo
2) One entry per person
3) No more then a 150 words
4) You must have a residence in the US or Canada to win (We will not ship the prize to the UK or other various locations outside the US or Canadian border). If you are outside the US or Canadian border you can still submit your story. You will be in the honorable mention category. This might allow you to come up with the most terrible death for me because you are pissed : )
5) X-rated is fine but you will be disqualified if you have anything racist or anything else that fits in that category
6) The Hosts of PGCR can choose to disqualify a submission if they feel like it’s necessary (spammers, racist, stupid people, people that shop at Wal-mart, ectra)
7) Managers of PGCR are not eligible to win. Robowski, Big Heeb, BCK, Skills, Evander1, The Wach, Gem, Bad Bunny, and this includes Gagnon (I can promise you he just teared up a little after reading this part) and Doody Bound (the wonderful person that donated the 1st place prize).
8) PGCR are rightful owners of your submission and they will have the right to read your death scene on their Podcast and or post it on the postgamecarnagereport.com site
9) This contest is not saying Robowski will live, die, or have multiple deaths in A Fridge 2 Far 2.
10) Your submission will not change or alter the script of A Fridge 2 Far 2
How do I win?
1) Simply go to our postgamecarnagereport.com site and click the “contact” button. Please check out the picture below
2) Enter in your name, email, and comment and send away. We will make sure to reply back to you so that you know we have received your entry. If you do not want us to reply back then tell us at the bottom of your entry. Please look at the picture down below
3) Wait….and maybe pressure Gagnon to hurry up ( :
What is the Prize?
First Place Winner
Halo CE UNSC Warthog Limited Edition was given away at Halo Fest only 5000 made. This is not your everyday over the counter prize. This might be your only chance to get your grubby hands on this one of a kind Warthog (Make sure to thank Doody Bound for this prize. He donated it to us to promote our Podcast!!!)
AF2F2 on DVD
Second Place Winner
Short Cameo in AF2F3 and a copy of AF2F2 on DVD
Third Place Winner
1600 Microsoft points card and a copy of AF2F2 on DVD
Forth & Fifth Place Winner
AF2F2 on DVD
When will I win?
We will announce the winner on the 1st podcast after the release of A Fridge 2 Far 2.
Who decides the winner?
The PGCR managers will get together and pick their top choices. If it ends up in a tie we will cut the Limited Edition Warthog in half and……just kidding. We will settle the tie with a vote on our PGCR facebook page for a total of 24 hours so make sure to keep up to date with this contest and do not wait until the end.
If you submit your entry after A Fridge 2 Far 2 is released then you will be disqualified! It might be a good idea for you to keep up to date with us, check out our site, listen to our podcast, frequent our facebook page and Gagnon’s AF2F2 site. We will let you know what is going on and we will be the first to announce the release date of this epic Toymation
He’s in a fire fight against the Arbiter, 400 generals, 50 grunts and 40 jackals Robowski is about to die dead clip. A general goes for a kill when a armored man jumps over Robowski and takes down the elite right when Robowski stood up. A energy sword went right through his back and it was the arbiter in active camo and Chief turns around and see’s a energy sword slip out of Robowski’s back and see’s him hit the ground with a thud
The End
Christopher bizzell at chrisbizzell86@yahoo.com thank you for making that donation.
thank you for the quick submission. Word of advise would be to contact us and send it to our email vs making a comment and allowing everyone on the interwebs to see your email address. Thanks Chris!
Dont get me started on getting it finished.. Im also taking bets on how soon when I announce “Its all done” when somebody says “When is Frdige 3 done?”
Y can I no haz cheezburger?
The outpost Robowski was assigned to defend had been overrun. He left his squad behind to hold off the Covenant long enough for him to reach the failsafe. The hallway had gone silent minutes ago – there wasn’t much time. His hand hovered over the large button, quivering with fear. He closed his eyes, breathed out, and hesitated a moment. His body lurched up in the air as two white prongs appeared from his chest. Rob falls to the floor, covering the bomb. As the elite roars in defiance, it goes unnoticed that Rob’s hand is weakly reaching for the detonator…
Exactly 100 words. That’s a sweet warthog.
The Wach OBVIOUSLY can’t read
I for one.. woudl LOVE to see Robowskis wife enter the contest..
Robowski is arrested by military police to stand trial for war crimes and atrocities including but not limited to: continuous use of the Noob-Combo , camping with a Boltshot & promethean vision, camping with dual maulers, and chronic friendly-fire due to terrible accuracy, as well as excessive vehicular manslaughter. After being found guilty on all charges, Robowski is sentenced to Execution via perpetual Teabagings from no less than 142 Grunts in a Czechoslovakian penitentiary by the Honorable Judge Evander.
Can no one seriously READ?!?
Pffff, Reading is WAY overrated
Get em doody! Btw, where is your submission? You cant win but it would be interesting to read your take. Im going to write one ( :
I can read! There’s the rule saying I can’t win, therefore I posted as a reply for fun. But apparently I’m being a bad example.
I am looking forward to seeing all that people can come up with
The underlying master plan of course is that other people can write the script for future Frdige projects with contests like this!
We read all the entries on the show last night. It should get posted tonight
Robowski.. change your logo to the new red one I made.. we also need to do the same for the Allgames one..
“The ballad of Robocock”
By – Michael Mackebon
Come, listen my child, as this tale is told.
Come, sit by the fire, as this night is so cold.
You may find it odd, where this story begins.
Not at the start, But right at Rob’s end.
Twas late in the evening, on that fateful night.
Rob and the gang were getting pumped for the fight.
They blew off some steam, as well as their cocks.
There were no girls to pop off their rocks.
The one mature solider, Who some call Skillaxed,
Was taking first watch, and feeling most relaxed.
He knew not of his friends, immersed in their orgy.
Knew not of the spunk upon which they were gorging.
He heard a sound, all icky and sticky.
Followed by a moan, which made Skills feel quite sickly.
He turned to see Rob, who had drowned in man nectar.
Who lay dead, next to a pants-less Evander.
Where does the submission show up at?
They don’t. We get emails and read them on the show
Avenging Angel a.k.a Cpt Talks Alot is Robs only online player on his team in a team death match. Rather then hear cpt. talks alot talk ANYMORE, Rob prays to the Maytag gods that a fridge would fall on him to put him out of his misery. The maytag gods answer robs prayers a FRIDGE 2 FAR away to see with the naked eye falls on him ending his miserable life. The scene fades away to show Robs bottom half of his body morphed into a old 1960 deepfreeze. Rob is surrounded by old Maytag fridges that are constantly opening and closing with thousands of Avenging Angels talking to him. Rob screams out why !!! Where am I ? The Spirit of Evander appears and tells Rob for his sins in Halo of saying “To Easy” whay to much and being so, so pasty white and just all an all annoying as hell he has been sent to the 7 and 3/4 level of hell for eternity.
Penis